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Note: The Following Ad Is Based On
The John Bobbit Case In The USA.
This Is Where The Woman Cut Her
Husbands Dick Off, For Those Of You Who
Havn't Been Watching The News/Radio.
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"Woman Chops Off Sleeping Husbands
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Don't Laugh, It's True And It Could
Happen To You!!!
Right now, thousands of agitated irate
woman have read that headline, and are
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you the next time you make an unwanted
sexual advance, look at them the wrong
way, or just piss them off in general.
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If You Find Yourself A Victim Of CDS
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ATTENTION: ALL MALE TAX PAYERS
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February 4,1994
Subject: Notice of Increase in Tax
Payments:
Dear Sir,
The only thing Revenue Canada Taxation
has not taxed is your pecker. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time
it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is pissed off. 30% of
the time it is hard up and 10% of the
time it is in the hole. On top of all
this, it has two dependents and they
are both nuts, Accordingly, by March
1, 1994, your pecker will be taxed
according to it's size.
To determine your catagory, please
insert this information on page 2,
section 7, line 3 of your standard
T1 tax form.:
10-12 inches Luxury Tax $30.oo
7-9 inches Ple Tax 25.oo
6-8 inches Privilege Tax 15.oo
4-6 inches Nuisance Tax 5.oo
Anyone under 4 inches is elegible for
a refund. (Chopoff's Included!)
Anyone exceeding twelve inches must
file under Capital Gain. Please do
not request an extention.
Miss E. Sweetlips
Manager
Pecker Checker
Revenue Canada Taxation Department
Ottawa, Ontario
K1A 10L
Q: How many animals in a pair
of panty hose??
A: Start at the toes:
10 Little Piggies
2 Calves
1 Ass
1 Pussy
Unknown Number Of
Hares
1 Beaver
And A Dead Fish
Nobody Can Fin
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A Users Guide To Internex
for non-paying users
Hey Now...
I've noticed a lot of users around
the scene asking about Internex (or
IoX for short). I'm going to try to
outline what you CAN do if you are
not paying (like I am).
First of all, if you're a c64 user,
you're going to need an ANSI term
emulator. Grab NovaTerm9.4..It'll do.
Set it to:
Term Type :ANSI
ASCII Table :ANSI/VT
80 Column Font:ANSI wide
After you're done that, you have to
get an account (if you do not have
one already). You can call and login
as 'new' and the system will show
you how to get an account. It is
fairly easy, and you should get an
account within 3 or 4 days (they WILL
call you, so leave your correct phone
number).
After you get validated, you get 5
calls without any calling restriction.
After those 5 calls, you cannot login
if there are more than 3 people on
the system at non-prime time, and 1
at prime-time (6-11pm). After a while
of this, you may get sick of it and
just send them the cash.. heh
Anyways, once you have an account,
these are the things you can do/have:
30 Mins OnLine Time/day
.50 Megs OnLine Space/private dir
E-Mail
IRC Chat
FINGER Cmd
Newsgroups + FIND cmd
Limited Games
Now, you will want to setup your
newsreaders and mailreaders, and
editors, and stuff like that. At the
IoX Prompt, type 'setup' . If you are
not on Expert Mode, you will see a
list of options. I use threaded
newsreader (trn) and elm mailreader
(elm). You can fiddle around with
both of these to find which one
works best for you. To access the
mailreader, type 'm', for the
newsreader type 'n'. Also, you
should choose a default editor.
I use Joe (joe). There are a
couple other ones, but if you're
using ANSI, why not use a full-
screen editor?
Newsgroups. These are probably the
most popular feature of Internex.
To find newsgroups that appeal to
you, type 'news' from main, then
type 'find'. After a short message,
type in any/all keywords you would
be interested in. A quick note here,
if you have 30 mins online, and a
1200 baud modem, it is best to only
read 2 or 3 newsgroups. They fill
up WAY faster than any BBS you've
been on because they are directly
on the USEnet (a smaller network
on the internet). After you have
written down the names of a couple
you are interested in, type 'n'.
If you have not selected any news-
groups yet, it will tell you so.
You type 'g (newsgroup name)' to
join it from trn. I am not sure
about any others, so you would have
to type h or ? to find out. It will
ask you if you are sure. Hit 'y' if
you are, 'n' if you're not. It will
ask you where you would like to put
it, just press return to put it last.
Now you can read it. I suggest you
read it THREADED from trn. When it
tells you how many new articles, hit
SPACE. This brings up a list of
articles and the names of the people
who send them, plus the subject. Use
the cursor keys, up and down to
select the article you wish to read,
and return to read it. Left and right
cycle through the pages. Next issue
of the Underground I will go more
in depth about newsgroups because
they are the most used services.
I think most of you would like to
check out the chat, right? This is
the mother of all chat lines.. It's
addictive at first, but later, well
you'll see. To enter irc chat, type
'chat' from main, and then 'irc'.
In a couple seconds you will be
connected to the io.org chatserver.
Here are some basic commands that I
use.
/join joins a new channel
/nick displays your nickname,
/nick (name) will change
it
/list lists ALL the channels
(long!)
/list -min x lists the channels
with a minimum of x
users (I find it the more
the merrier!)
/quit exits
/help brings up the help screen
(use it!)
E-Mail is another very important
feature. If you have someone's
internet address, you can mail them,
be it across town, or around the
world. A quick and easy way is to type
'e' from main. A better way is to use
your mailer. I use elm, and if you
type 'm' in it, it will prompt you
with much more options. The elm
reader is pretty self-explanitory.
Finger Cmd. It's a command to find
if someone is on the internet. Just
type 'chat' , then 'finger (user)'.
It'll show you a list of matches.
Games.. Try 'em out, I haven't!
The games suck if you don't pay
(no multi-user dungeon [MUD] games)
But you can still play some of 'em.
It's 'games' from main.
Anyhow I think I will continue this
next issue with more on the newsgroups
and mailer, as well as disk commands
and other, in general topics. I'm sure
you will learn the commands quickly.
The biggest problem is getting on the
place, but, hey, what do you get for
free nowadays?
Non Paying Users Dial:416+363+3783
(server:grin.io.org)
If you have ANY questions at all
(and I think some of you do, cuz I'm
not the best at explaining things
clearly), I beg you to mail me on
these c64 BBSes: DoD FoT AH AfT MP
W9 DEN WW . I will be very sure to
respond to any/all questions about
Internex On-Line.
WiLdMaN
arnold@io.org
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A Letter From CarcasS!
At present, Carcass has been planning
on doing a full disk demo called
NEcrotopia, although we have talked
about changing it into a game-like
engine similar to an adventure game
like Bards Tale where you journey
around finding the demo pages in the
city. We are about to set up a new
bbs offering full demo/Carcass support
and possibly Expose Magazine support
with carcass doing the majority of the
work to revive it. Alpha Flight has
also contacted certain members about
contributing to their group and we are
working out the details with them at
the moment. It is possible that our
new bbs will feature AFL support as
well...National Cadaver #3 should be
coming out in 10 days or so and will
reveal much of these details. We are
planning on releasing a complete bbs
list with this issue as well. Thats
about it for now...We have not counted
out the possibility of the mini demo
Carnivorous, although we aren't
currently doing much with it.
ShadowMaster/CcS
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You Know It's Time To Move When...
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You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Pick His Dentures Out
Every Night With A Fork.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor's Dead Teenager Is
Put On Display Wearing A GnR T-Shirt.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Doesn't Cut The Lawn
For 5 Weeks, Then Goes On Vacation
And Asks You To Take Care Of Their
Lawn.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
The Garbage Man Stops At The Neighbors
House Every Week For A Visit With The
Neighbors Wife.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Has Pink Flamingo's
That Are Changing Colour Because Of
The Acid Rain.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Has Kids That Catch
Rats In Their Basement And Use The
Vice To See How Strong These Animals
Really Are.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor's Backyard Looks Like
The Local Auto-Wreckers.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Uses The Fence Between
Your Houses As A Rack For Dring The
Animals He Caught While Hunting.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor's Last Name Is DAY,
And They Name Their Twin Daughters
"Summer" & "Spring".
You Know It's Time To Move When:
You Know For A Fact That If The
Neighbors Porch Were To Collapse
It Would Kill More Then Just A
Couple Of Dogs.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor Has A Windmill That
Makes Noises Everytime It Turns.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
Your Neighbor's Wife Starts A Fist
Fight At The Local School Meeting.
You Know It's Time To Move When:
An Underground News Member Moves
In Next Door!.
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